You.Got.Food.In.My.Hair Rosalie,Breaking Dawn

Your Going to go prematurely Gray. Alice Eclipse

um…carefully, bella. ow. – edward pg. 393 breaking dawn

It was obvious that he belonged here. In a fairy tale. And now i was in the story with him – bella pg. 479 breaking dawn

Yeah as if i should be so lucky. Jacob Breaking Dawn Part 2

He was nearly as graceful and just as fast — yet Emmett could never be compared to a gazelle. -Bella, Twilight pg. 367

I suppressed my internal cringing at the thought of Edward and Charlie and the word Boyfriend all in the same room at the same time. -Bella, Twilight pg. 317

1.“I don’t care that it’s cold here. I don’t care that I stink like a dog right now. Make me forget how awful
I am. Make me forget him. Make me forget my own name. Fight back!” (Bella Eclipse pg 311)

2.“I would let her go.” Edward
“Just like that?” Jacob
“In the sense that I’d never show her how hard it was for me, yes. But I would keep watch. You see,
Jacob,you might leave her someday. Like Sam and Emily, you wouldn’t have a choice. I would always
be waiting in the wings, hoping for that to happen.” (Eclipse pg

3.Oh, please,please no!” I begged, jumping to my feet. “Please tell me you are not trying to have a sex
talk with me, Charlie.”(Bella Eclipse pg 34)

4. “You know that I’ve stolen, I’ve lied, I’ve coveted . . . my virtue is all I have left.” He grinned
crookedly. (Edward Eclipse pg 263)

5.Hmm,” he whispered against my skin. “You’re quite adorable when you’re jealous. It’s surprisingly
enjoyable.” (Edward Eclipse pg 114)

From BD:

“You. Got. Food. In. My. Hair.” -Rosalie Hale

From the Movie:
“No one will surrender tonight, but I won’t give in. I know what I want.” – Bella Swan

“What did you expect, duegons and coffins and moats?” – Edaward Cullen

” I leave you alone for 2 minutes and the wolves descend.” -Edward Cullen

Twilight:

But of the tree of knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest therefor thou shalt shurely die. -Genesis 2:17

” Watch me hunt.” – Bella Swan

New Moon:

On Bella becoming a vampire ” Hell yes!” – Emmett Cullen

Eclipse:

I cant find this one at the end of a chapter that Bella thinks. She’s like looking at the Cullens as her family thinking about what would happen in the battle with the newborns and that one of them might not come home. It’s really touching. lol!

Breaking Dawn:

Personal affection is a luxury you can only have after all your enemies are eliminated. Until then, everyone you love is a hostage, sapping your courage and corrupting your judgment -Orson
scott Card _ Empire

the end ( the very last page. It’s so sad)

“Hey, vampire girl!” — Embry Call

“Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV.” — Jacob Black

“I was just wondering why you stabbed him. Not that I object.” — Edward Cullen

“Well, that just sucks! I guess I’m stuck with Mike Newton after all.” — Bella Swan

“I don’t have any leeches on my speed dial.” — Jacob Black

“And speaking of Italy and sports cars that I stole there, you still owe me a yellow Porsche.” — Alice Cullen

“I’d like to beat you dead.”—Rosalie Hale

there r more but i’ll have to write them later

I like nighttime with out the darkness we cant see the stars-Bella(Twilight)

Bout time somebody scored around here-Emmett(Breaking Dawn)

How do you drown a blonde? Stick a mirror to the bottom of a pool!-Jacob(Breaking Dawn)

How can someone so small be so annoying? Edward(Eclipse)

I love most of the lines that Emmett has, and all the Blonde jokes from Jacob in Breaking Dawn!!

If you want, I can bribe Mr. Varner to give you an A-Edward-Eclpise

How strongly are you opposed to grand theft auto?-Alice-New Moon

Speaking of Italy and cars that I stole there-you still owe me a porsche. I dont know that I can wait till christmas-Alice-Eclipse

* indicates degree of favoriteness

Twilight
Bella: Hasn’t anyone ever told you? Life isn’t fair.
His face stood out from a sea of faces, all frozen in the same mask of shock.
Edward: I hope you enjoy disappointment.
That was the first night I dreamed of Edward Cullen.
Edward: You think I regret saving your life?
*Stupid, shiny Volvo owner.
Edward: I said it would be better if we weren’t friends, not that I didn’t want to be.
Edward: It would be more… prudent for you not to be my friend. But I’m tired of trying to stay away from you, Bella.
*Edward: I decided as long as I was going to hell, I might as well do it thoroughly.
*Edward: What if I’m not a superhero? What if I’m the bad guy?
Edward: It’s healthy to ditch class now and then.
The worst part about Friday was that, even though I knew he wasn’t going to be there, I still hoped.
*This decision was ridiculously easy to live with. Dangerously easy.
Bella: I’m going to run over Tyler Crowley tomorrow before school?
*Edward: Do I dazzle you? Bella: Frequently.
Edward: Your number was up the first time I met you.
Edward: I hear voices in my mind and you’re worried that you’re the freak.
*Edward: And you accused me of dazzling people — poor Jacob Black.
Bella: I decided it didn’t matter.
Edward: You don’t care if I’m a monster? If I’m not human?
Edward: I don’t want to be a monster.
Edward: It makes me… anxious… to be away from you.
About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was part of him — and I didn’t know how potent that part might be — that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.
*It was a colossal tribute to his face that it kept my eyes away from his body.
The vampire who wanted to be good — who ran around saving people’s lives so he wouldn’t be a monster…
Edward: Do you truly believe that you care more for me than I do for you?
*Edward: Are you referring to the fact that you can’t walk across a flat, stable surface without finding something to trip over?
*Bella: Nothing more fun than an irritated grizzly bear.
Mike: He looks at you like… like you’re something to eat.
*Edward’s Note: Be safe.
*Bella: So what you’re saying is, I’m your brand of heroin?
*Edward: Yes, you are exactly my brand of heroin.
*Edward: You are the most important thing to me now. The most important thing to me ever.
Bella: I would rather die than stay away from you.
*Edward: And so the lion fell in love with the lamb…
*Bella: What a stupid lamb.
*Edward: What a sick, masochistic lion.
Edward: I’m stronger than I thought.
Edward: Are you still faint from the run? Or was it my kissing expertise?
*Edward: You’re intoxicated by my very presence.
*Edward: If I could dream at all, it would be about you. And I’m not ashamed of it.
Edward: Mind over matter.
Edward: I may not be a human, but I am a man.
*Edward: You are my life now.
*Bella: Well, it’s no irritable grizzly…
*Edward: What am I going to do with you? Yesterday I kiss you, and you attack me! Today you pass out on me!
*Edward: You really shouldn’t have said that.
Jasper: I can feel what you’re feeling now — and you are worth it.
Alice: Do you think any of us want to look into his eyes for the next hundred years if he loses you?
Edward: It was impossible… to stop. Impossible. But I did. I must love you.
*Bella: I’m betting on Alice.
*Edward: Twilight, again. Another ending. No matter how perfect the day is, it always has to end.
Edward: Is that what you dream about? Being a monster?
Bella: Mostly I dream about being with you forever.

New Moon
Edward: Be good, please.
*Carlisle: Could you take away his soul?
Edward: Bella, I don’t want you to come with me.
Bella: You… don’t… want me? (I CANNOT read this line and not start tearing up. It’s physically impossible for me.)
If I stopped looking for him, it was over. Love, life, meaning… over.
*I felt the smooth wooden floor beneath my knees, and then the palms of my hands, and then it was pressed against the kin of my cheek. I hoped that I was fainting, but to my disappointment, I didn’t lose consciousness. The waves of pain that had only lapped at me before now reared high up and washed over my head, pulling me under. I did not resurface.
*It was depressing to realize that I wasn’t the heroine anymore, that my story was over.
*Between pain and nothing, I’d chosen nothing.
***Only a teenage boy would agree to this: deceiving both our parents while repairing dangerous vehicles using money meant for my college education. He didn’t see anything wrong with this picture. Jacob was a gift from the gods.
*Jacob: If either of you set so much as one toe on my land tomorrow…
I’d already lived through the worst thing possible. I should be able to look death in the face and laugh.
Jacob: As long as you like me the best.
Jacob: I’m prepared to be annoyingly persistent.
One thing I truly knew was how love gave someone the power to break you.
fairytale meadow filled with dark monsters
Bella: Could you… well, try to not be a… werewolf?
*Embry?: Well, the wolf’s out of the bag now.
*Embry?: I bet she’s tougher than that. She runs with vampires.
***“Juliet gets dumped and ends up with Paris” would have never been a hit.
*Bella: Danger magnet, remember?
*It was like someone had died–like I had died.
Jacob: Yeah, I’ll always be your friend. No matter what you love.
*The prince was never coming back to kiss me awake from my enchanted sleep. I was not a princess, after all. So what was the fairy-tale protocol for other kisses? The mundane kind that didn’t break any spells?
*Alice: How strongly are you opposed to grand theft auto?
*Bella: Sheesh, Alice. Could you pick a more conspicuous car to steal? (belongs in the movie!)
*It did not matter if he did not want me. I would never want anything but him, no matter how long I lived.
*Alice: Bella’s all about the extreme sports these days.
Aro: I love a happy ending. They are so rare.
Bella: If I was in hell, you wouldn’t be with me.
*Edward: I can’t live in a world where you don’t exist.
******Edward: You’re not asleep, and you’re not dead. I’m here, and I love you. I have always loved you, and I will always love you. I was thinking of you, seeing your face in my mind, every second that I was away. When I told you that I didn’t want you, it was the very blackest kind of blasphemy. (if this line isn’t in the movie, I will find Melissa Rosenberg and give her a piece of my mind)
Edward: And then you shot across my sky like a meteor.
*Edward: You’re wounding my ego, Bella. I just proposed to you, and you think it’s a joke.
Edward: Well, I’m nearly a hundred and ten. It’s time I settled down.
*Edward: So eager for eternal damnation.

Eclipse
*Bella: I want to be a monster, too.
Edward: If we could bottle your luck, we’d have a weapon of mass destruction on our hands.
Edward: The outside world holds no interest for me without you.
Jacob: Sorry. I don’t have any leeches on my speed dial.
*Edward’s Note: Look after my heart — I’ve left it with you.
*Bella: I’m a pro at weird.
*Bella: I am Switzerland. I refuse to be affected by territorial disputes between mythical creatures. (another quote that belong verbatim in the movie)
Edward: Well… don’t be offended, but you smell like a dog.
*Bella: You are in trouble. Enormous trouble. Angry grizzly bears are going to look tame next to what is waiting for you at home.
Jacob: It’s not like love at first sight, really. It’s more like… gravity moves.
Bella: You can hold me hostage any time you want.
Edward: How can someone so tiny by so annoying?
*Bella: I can’t wait to see what Edward does to you! I hope he snaps your neck, you pushy, obnoxious, moronic DOG!
***Bella: That was not kissing back, that was trying to get you the hell off of me, you idiot. (laigh every time)
Jacob: May the best man win.
*Edward: That sounds about right, pup.
*Emmett: Fall down again, Bella?
*Bella: No Emmett. I punched a werewolf in the face. (in the movie too)
Edward: How can someone so tiny by so annoying?
*Jasper: You truly are one frightening little monster.
*Edward: My heart is just as silent. And it, too, is yours.
Edward: You know that I’ve stolen, I’ve lied, I’ve coveted . . . my virtue is all I have left.
*Edward: Isabella Swan? I promise to love you forever — every single day of forever. Will you marry me?
Bella: But I don’t count that as a kiss, Jacob. I think of it more as an assault.
*Edward: Would you like me to help you sleep, Jacob? (movie)
*Edward: All of my best nights have happened since I met you.
Bella: Kiss me, Jacob. Kiss me, and then come back.
Jacob: The clouds I can handle. But I can’t fight with an eclipse.
*Bella: Edward, I know who I can’t live without.
*Bella: It’s a good thing you’re bulletproof. I’m going to need that ring. It’s time to tell Charlie. (movie)

I’m really glad Edward didnt kill you Bella. Life so much more fun with you around-Emmett-?

I bet she’s tougher than that. She runs with vampires-Embry-New Moon

I promise to love you forever. Every single day offorever. will you marry me?-Edward-Eclipse

But if I had been in your place last night, it wouldnt have made my top 10 best nights. Dream about that.-Edward-Eclipse

When I said I didnt love you, it was the very blackest kind of blasphemy-Edward-New Moon

Obviously not. If this was hell you wouldnt be here-Bella-Edward

Your room had the best view-Alice-Eclipse

yea….i’ll think of more

Hey Bella Fall Down Again? – Emmett Cullen-Hale
No Emmett I punched a werewolf in the Face”-Bella Swan-Cullen~ Eclipse

I think she’s having Hysterics Maybe you should slap her. Alice Cullen New Moon

What were doing last night? Discussing National Debt?? – Emmett Cullen-Hale – Breaking Dawn

you’re like my own brand of heroine. – Edward Cullen – Twilight

what if i’m not the superhero? what if i’m the bad guy? – Edward Cullen – Twilight

and sooooooooooooooooooooo many more!! but there far 2 many

I think it’s something about inevitability. How nothing can keep them apart–not her selfishness, or his evil, or even death in the end…”
Eclipse p.29

breaking dawn

WHAT AUTHOR QUOTES THE SIMPSONS!?