Edward isn’t god

Jacob is god. This whole time i thought Edward was god, but I was wrong, it was Jacob.

Here is how it all started:

After 3 million years of Edward being god, he grew tired of being the creator. He though it was too boring, that there was nothing to do, and that all that there was to do had already been done. So what did Edward do…He passed down his powers on to Jacob. Once this occurred, Jacob was now god.

So, you may be wondering: if Edward made the earth and all the humans, then what did Jacob do?

Well, Jacob knew that he would never be able to top the ultimate creation of Edward, the world, how could he ever even come close to doing something as spectacular as that? So Jacob decided that if he could not top it, he would entertain himself with it. So to go along with the world, Jacob created “evil”. That’s right, Jacob made what we know today as evil. Everything that has ever gone wrong is because of Jacob and his creation of Evil.

We all know what evil looks like when we see it:

-car crashes
-plane crashes
-terrorism
-capitalism
-cancer
-lupus
-cigarettes
-un-faithfulness
-adultery
-massacres
-genocides

All of these are produced by Jacob’s evil.

So now you may be saying: if Jacob is so evil why doesn’t he just destroy the world?
Well, he doesn’t because he is having fun with it.

This can all lead you to one question……What happened to Edward?

Well, after giving his god powers to Jacob, Edward became the Jade Emperor. He now lives inside the Jade Empire locked away in what some may call “exile” destined to forever rule the Dynasty of Jade.

I am now waiting vigorously for the day when Edward returns.