More “Spider Monkey” Lines

Jun 8th, 2009 | By | Category: Featured Articles, Movie News

MTV has posted the 3 remaining alternatives to the “spider monkey” line that Rob made famous.  Like any of these better than the 5 we posted last week?

- “Prepare for takeoff…”

- “Fasten your seat belt, it’s going to be a bumpy ride.”

- “Are you secure? There may be some turbulence.”

Which means that she never asked RPattz to say “Don’t worry. My hair acts as an airbag,” as funny as it would have been to hear that.”

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18 Comments to “More “Spider Monkey” Lines”

  1. Twilight Geek Sam says:

    spider monkey is looking better and better

  2. syndielou says:

    yeahh i agreee… these ones just sound stupid….
    seriously… can you spell “cheesy”?

  3. my-personal-brand-of-heroin says:

    wow… the lines just get worse and worse

    and i agree spider monkey i looking better by the second
    Uh hate that line so much it bugs me like crazy

  4. HannahRose says:

    Agreed that spider monkey is looking great right now…. However, if he said “don’t worry may hair acts as ana airbag” it would have been gold!

  5. Carolina G.B. says:

    So many cute lines!! Although I prefer spider monkey!!!

  6. Stephanie says:

    yeah, even though whenever I hear the spidermonkey line I cringe, it does beat the other options.

  7. Kasha says:

    OMG- these sucked! And “spider monkey” was REALLY the best she could come up with? SOOOOO glad we have a new director for New Moon!

  8. ashley says:

    tell the truth if edward said that to id b wtf and go team jacob cuz thats just creepy these line spider monkey starting sound cute in stead of funny now!! lol every1 starting 2 like spider monkey and i remember every1 was saying they hate and anything else would b better nothing would b worse well guess u were wrong and i liked it and still do that line!!!

  9. TeamTaylor says:

    aw i love the turbulence line!
    they should have used that so that so that Rosalie’s “My money man” didnt sound repetitive!
    aw if not for the writers strike!!! – we cant blame catherine though for the lame lines, she wasnt hired as a writer!
    but bring on November and New Moon where the silly lines will be long forgotten!

  10. TeamTaylor says:

    oops i meant Rosalie’s “My Monkey Man” :)

  11. Sasha Metzinger says:

    love spidermonkey…love it even more

  12. Elle says:

    I think he should have said something some simple and foreshadowing like: “Don’t worry, I won’t ever let you go”

  13. Judith Akufo says:

    I don’t think it had to of been this corny, epic, line, it should of been just like: “you might wanna close your eyes” or “hold on tight.”

  14. Amber says:

    I liked the Rosalie line about when she says “My Monkey Man”!I did not however,like the lines above!They were dumb!But then,Spider Monkey is no better…

  15. Amber says:

    I forgot,Judith is right.

  16. Abigail says:

    Kasha,the writer of the script comes up with the lines.But the director sometimes changes them.I’m happy too we have a new director,but we also needed a new script writer.The Twilight script was a little weak.

  17. Shteff says:

    -_- Spidermonkey wasn’t even supposed to exsist in the FIRST PLACE!
    =D shush to it all!
    xox

  18. Shteff says:

    besides…to infinite and beyond is so the best ;)
    xox

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