Quote #5!

Jul 15th, 2008 | By | Category: Book News

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Here is the next Breaking Dawn quote!

Bella: “Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You’re not taking him to a strip club, are you?”

AAAAAAHHHH!!!

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81 Comments to “Quote #5!”

  1. Emily says:

    HAHAHAHA
    Amazing! I love it! <3

  2. Brinkley says:

    LOL! This is HILARIOUS!!!! I really do wonder if he would enjoy a stripper, HAH NOT!!!! I like this quote, its not so depressing.

  3. Steven Gibson says:

    OMG! I am so excited about this book

  4. Bree'sEdward23 says:

    LOL thats crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. P_M says:

    lol, good question. imagining how pissed rose would be at emmet for going to a strip club (even if it was for a bachelor party) is hilarious. imagining jasper once the door opened and he got bowled over by a solid wall of lust is funny also πŸ™‚

  6. Bree'sEdward23 says:

    I never throught about a bachelor and bachelorett parties…I wonder what Edwards Bachelor party will be like lol…Im sure if Bella has one Alice is gonna go way over the top and drive Edward mad….

  7. Christine says:

    Rofl!!!! Haha, I wonder what Jasper and Emmett have in mind.

  8. April, love. says:

    ahahaha
    gosh im gonna love that book :]
    I dnt think Edward would go anyways :3

  9. Jo says:

    Haha, my favorite so far! their probably just going hunting or someting, but wouldn’t it be fun to imagine bella fretting all night!

  10. Ashley Nichole says:

    This quote is refreshing…it doesn’t make my head go crazy with bad ideas….

  11. KK says:

    Edward AS a stripper or watching one????
    LOL, anywayz…

  12. ReturnedSecrets says:

    Ahahahahahahahahahahaha! My daughter and I LOVE it! πŸ˜€
    Seriously though I am curious as to what Jasper and Emmett might have in mind…hmmm. lol

  13. Zoe says:

    Hahahaha I just about died laughing!

  14. Teri says:

    Hahahaha! That’s funny.
    Eddie is too much of a gentleman to enjoy a strip club. The only way he’d be interested in that type of entertainment is if was Bella…after they were married, of course…

  15. Tiffany says:

    aHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

    poor edward…i can’t see him enjoying that…

  16. Tiffany says:

    this is just making me more crazy too…urgh…

  17. April, love. says:

    for some reason tho i dnt think bella, rose or alice will be happy with that bachelor party! lol

  18. liz says:

    haha. funny. i wish the book was out!16 more days!

  19. Gaby says:

    i love it!!!

    im so excited about this scene!!!

  20. Rachella says:

    finally, a quote I don’t have to stress out about πŸ™‚
    love it!

  21. Chelsea says:

    Haha. That’s hilarious. It’s comforting, though. I can’t wait sixteen days to read this book. It’s just going to rock. Lol.

  22. Tina says:

    lol this one’s definately my favorite!!! It just made me laugh and not go crazy!
    i cannot wait for this book!! Hunting seems like a good thing for Edward’s bachelor party, so he’s not thirsty on their honeymoon….
    I’m sure Alice will throw Bella a rediculously overdone bachelorette party though πŸ˜›

  23. Amanda says:

    this is HILARIOUS
    i wonder what hes gonna say to THAT. ahahaha

  24. Sarah L. says:

    HAAHAHAHA!! Ok i never thought of that!! Omg I can sooo see Emmett at a strip joint!! LOL ok now im laughing really hard!!!

  25. KK says:

    LOL
    I wonder if Charlie will come?????
    LOL
    LOL
    LOL

  26. Nikki says:

    i absolutely LOVE this!!!

  27. Jennifer says:

    I never thought about the whole bachelor party! Does that mean there is definitely be a wedding? AcK! So much excitement I am going crazy!

  28. Michelle says:

    I think Edward would prefer going to Bella’s bachelorette party because she’s going to be there.

    Imagine at his party people like Eric and Mike attending. Lmaoo

  29. Caroline says:

    These qoutes are getting to me. This one, I will have to admit is the first reassuring quote so far. I might just go bazerk by the time this book is released!

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  31. Erica says:

    I love this quote!!! Finally one where bad ideas wont come from… I can’t wait for this book 16 days is way too long to wait…Its getting closer though and it is gonna be absolutely awesome!!! But i wonder if he would actually go to his own bachelor party….proabaly not but you never kno….

  32. Sarah says:

    This is my favorite quote so far! Lol! I wonder are Esme and Carlisle coming? What about Renee and Charlie? LOL!!!

  33. Chloe says:

    ROFL LOVE IT!!!!!!!! HOW nice is it not haveing to worry 4 a while about a stupid quote(The Tanya one drove me mad).

    LOVE IT!!!!!!

    Chloe

  34. ASMS says:

    “TANYA”S THE STRIPPER”
    nar just kidin, that would be wrong
    But i tell ya this Quote is so funny i fell of my chair
    i wonder if they would go……..wait……they have a strip joint in Forks……………u Americans are so lucky i live in Australia and i have to wait two extra days……NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  35. Simone says:

    This is finally a good, fun quote! One where there is like only one option and is still really funny,…. and makes want that book so I can read what Jasper sais!!!!!!!! Oh, god! I am dying here!!!

  36. Cassieeee says:

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  37. Kate says:

    lol sounds like fanfiction humor!! i love it!

  38. Danielle says:

    oooooo!
    love it!!!!!!
    still laughing from this one!!!!!!!!
    Good to hear that there is the same old bella with her questions about vampires.

  39. Lauren says:

    I can so picture Jasper cracking up when Bella asks this. I also wonder if Seth would be at the Bachelor party O.o

    *Waiting a little more patiently*

  40. Elliot says:

    *rofl* when I read this quote this morning the first thing was me imagining Jasper’s face, like “WTF?” and Bella gnawing on her fingernails asking that, because Alice planted some funny little thought in her hand and now laughing her vampire-ass off :+laughs* but it surely is the first non-negative quote so far….the others had this underlying dread that something not at all good would happen…Mike…Tanya…*argh* though I also very much liked the RockScissorPaper-question πŸ™‚

  41. Kelly says:

    LOL! Now thats gonna be one interesting story!

  42. Demi says:

    Hahahaha that’s just to funny! I can’t wait for the book.

  43. natashaxoxo says:

    I was wondering, if Emmett and Rosalie get married many times… does Emmett get to have a bachelor party each time? lol he’d probably enjoy that!

  44. Carissa says:

    I completely laughed when I read the quote. That means maybe something is planned for Bella as well. I am so excited for the last book that I took off August 2-4 of work to make sure I have time to read the book straight through. I’ve been keeping myself occupied by working out for over an hour everyday (to keep the anticipation level down) and its working! But every morning when I come down to have coffee I have to look for the quote of the day πŸ™‚ LOL CAN’T WAIT! I just hope everything goes the way we all want it to.

  45. Kristen says:

    OMG bachlor parties!!!! Hadn’t thought of that one!!! LOL!!! this will be very entertaining!!!!! i wonder if Tanya will show up at Edward’s party…no, no dismiss that thought….

  46. Kim Kelley says:

    HILARIOUS!!! Can you even imagine Edward at a strip club? He would just keep trying to put the clothes back on the girls. He is such a gentleman!

  47. Gabby says:

    LOL!!!!!!!!!

  48. Demi says:

    0.0 I came here to see what other people thought of the qoute of the day and I thought I posted eariler but I guess not. Anyways who would have thought vampires have bachelor parties.

  49. kymesha [kim--ee--sha] says:

    lol. i can see tanya popping out of a cake or something.

    well, at least bella is making sure emmett doesn’t do anything stupid

  50. cereleste says:

    I think there’s a pattern to these quotes.
    quote one- not sarcastic (rock paper scissors)
    quote two- sarcastic (mike)
    quote three- not sarcastic (tanya)
    quote four- sarcastic (emmett)
    quote five- not sarcastic ( this one)

    What if the next one is sarcastic?
    Maybe there is some pattern…

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