Quote #5!
Jul 15th, 2008 | By Krystal | Category: Book News
Here is the next Breaking Dawn quote!
Bella: “Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You’re not taking him to a strip club, are you?”
AAAAAAHHHH!!!
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Haha. I can only imagine a bunch of male vampires in a strip club. Oh em ge.
I can already see a whole night of Bella freaking out about where they will be.
This is probably the funniest so far.
Kim Kelley-
I can totally see that too.
He would be like…”here is your shirt, please reaply it to your body.”
the funny thing is, is that bella is prolly really, truly worried about this. c’mon! they would never do that!
OME!!! love it, love it, love it but i think everyone knows where that is going in the book…
OME! that is SO fuuny :’)
she must be talking about like the guys night out before the wedding is she?
x
Sydney – (please re-apply it to your body!) lmfao! that was the funniest thing ever, to picture Edward saying xD
This is what my mind said after i read this,
Jasper: “yes”
Bella: I wanted to start screaming “no!” and throw a fit, but a very calm feeling came over me. Dang Jasper!
i think this quote pretty much proves what most of us have been fearing, the enitre book will span up until the wedding/turning and we won’t get much if any of bella the vampire in this novel. s.m. said in a q&a session that she has an outline of a 5th book not including midnight sun that has to do with e&b an alice and jasper so maybe we will get bella the vampire in that story
LOL!!! Poor Edward wouldnt enjoy that. He wont even let Bella strip for him (yet!!) and she’s the love of his life.
Keep um commin’ Steph!!!!!!!!!
omg-ok im about to start crying from all of my laughing-haha now im just dying to kno jaspers response!!!
Sydney—I know right. LOL!
lmfao
-Sydney and erica
you guys made reading this even better!!! hahahh i cracked up when i first read it and then reading your guys’es comments:
Jasper: WTF
LOL that killed me.
😀 Thx i love that
LMAOOOOO!!!!!! Ohmigoodness…. Edward at a strip club…. Thats gonna replace the vision of Edward dancing to 70’s disco I had been laughing endlessly about. Thats too funny. Think about how he would react. (Reapply ur clothes to ur body, please….LOL that was funny, whoever said that…) He would probably be uncomfortable and a gentleman, which would make the strippers all the more excited with him. OME how funny is that. He wouldn’t enjoy that at alllll. I totally see Emmett having a blast… And Jasper in calm contentment… But Edward? Ohmigawsh… LOL.
Thanks SM, ur the best. This quote made my day…
Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love it!!!!!!!!!!! This is just making me more and more excited for the book!!!!!!!!!!Ahhhhhh!!!!!!! I can’t wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is so exciting I can hardly stand it.
For those people in the Seattle area, one of our local independant book stores is having a release party- check out Third Place Books for more info.
Just a loose comment: I just read the quotes of the day leading up to Eclipse, and I came to the conclusion that NONE of them gave away a plot point or were in context in the book with a major plot point. They were little funny bits with no important context, and I think it is the same for BD… So don’t fret over the quotes… Even though they are awesome 🙂
Tava – that’s good to know! I hadn’t planned on a midnight release party, but i love third place, so i may show up!
LMFAOO!
i saw this quote 1st thing in the morning in Stephenie Meyer’s website.
Its so funny even though its not really supposed 2 be funny. i mean i wouldnt like it if my fiancee would be going 2 a strip club.
lolz.
OMG LMAO, i can completely see edward sayin “re-apply your clothes please” thats HILARIOUS!!!! ive got the picture in my head now and i cant stop laughin!!!
The REAL Mrs. Edward Cullen-
and thank u for puttin that edward dancin to 70s music in my head too. i can just see him now. lmao!!!!!
LMAO!!! Oh Bella! 😛
lol this is soooooo!!! funny!!!! i feel bad 4 bella if they actually got a striper 4 edward . it so funny i cant waith 4 the book
lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROFL!!!! man, that quote is hilarious!!!!!! It’s a definite knee slapper lol…I can’t even imagine Edward at a strip joint like at all lol!!! this quote definitely made my day and makes me even more hyper and exicted for BD!!!
Ahh!!! I wonder if Bella is being serious?!
At first I thought that she was kidding, but then I can’t imagine Bella kidding about something like that so she must actually be worried.
It also makes you wonder what Edward will be doing for his bachelor party?! What about Bella’s bachlorette party?!?!
You know…I wonder if vampires do that kind of thing, do they go to human strip clubs, or if there are vampire strip clubs?
LOL…I love this quote. Finally something i’m not worrying over. I don’t see Edward as the type to willingly go to a strip club though, and since he can read their thoughts on what they are planning I think it will be difficult to get him there. But I do hope Alice plans a big bachelorette party for Bella. I know that would drive Edward insane with jealously. Would like to see all the main male characters have a lil bachlor party of some sort though. Thank goodness Aug. 2nd is almost here.
…..Also I certainly hope he is well fed before hand. The party and especially the honeymoon!
I think Bella’s getting freaked out over nothing. Does make me wonder what they’ll ACTUALLY be doing though…
The “please reapply” comment was hilarious!
ha ha ha!!! bella’s funny!! like she would actually think that edward would go to a strip club…. or would he? I doubt he will go to one, but still what if stephanie surprises us!!!??? :O
..oh my god!! i really love this book..i’m reading the breaking dawn right now..
it’s so amazing..wow!!LOL
i can’t wait to watch the movie…:)
nice book stephenie..i love edward cullen’s now..hahaha