It’s finally here! Rob’s issue of GQ will hit newsstands March 24, but you can read the article and see pictures now 🙂  (Warning:  There is some graphic language in the article).

“There’s literally not a single [true] story that could be written about me,” he says. “I never do anything.”

We ask him to cite an example of something untrue that’s been written about him.

“There’s this thing about my supposed girlfriend,” he says. “There’s this one girl who’s consistently mentioned. It’s like, ‘He’s dating this Brazilian model.’ ”

Go on.

“Yes,” he says. “What’s her name—Annelyse. I’ve never met her.”