Occupation Speculation?

Sep 8th, 2009 | By | Category: Fandom, Featured Articles, Question of the Week, Site News


This week we are doing a show that will revolve around Supporter’s Speculations…

We want to know… What do you think the following character’s job would be if they worked?

Ex. Carlisle ~ Doctor

Esme ~ ?

Edward ~ ?

Bella ~ ?

Alice ~ ?

Jasper ~ ?

Rosalie ~ ?

Emmett ~ ?

Renesmee ~ ?

Jacob ~ ?

Leah ~ ?

Seth ~ ?

Mike ~ ?

Eric ~ ?

Angela ~ ?

Jessica ~ ?

Make sure to leave your Occupation Speculations below in the Comments!

84 Comments to “Occupation Speculation?”

  1. amanda says:

    Esme ~ Day Carefor Childern

    Edward ~ A teacher at a college

    Bella ~ wife to edward..lol

    Alice ~ physic

    Jasper ~ theripist

    Rosalie ~ lawyer

    Emmett ~ pro boxer or something

    Renesmee ~ world peace keeper

    Jacob ~ gease monkey

    Leah ~ cook

    Seth ~ leader of something

    Mike ~ working for seth

    Eric ~ working for mike

    Angela ~ librain

    Jessica ~ fashion person
    (idk just ideas)

  2. Christine May says:

    this is a cool question..hmmmm

    Bella – should be a cook because she seems to enjoy making meals for her and her father

    Edward- should be a psychiatrist and help people through their emotional problems because he can read minds and fix thing like that easily

    Rosalie and Jacbo- should open up a car shop– that would be funny to see

    Esme- would run a shelter for the homeless and people in need

    Emmet – should be a personal trainer

    Alice- should definitely be a party planner

    Jasper- should be president and fix all war problems by calming everyone down

    thanks for the podcast <3

  3. Elizabeth says:

    Esme ~ Home Decorator

    Edward ~ Lawyer

    Bella ~ journalist

    Alice ~ Stylist

    Jasper ~ History Professor

    Rosalie ~ Model

    Emmett ~ Sports Announcer

    Renesmee ~ Doctor

    Jacob ~ Car Engineer

    Leah ~ Law Enforcer

    Seth ~ Assistant to Jacob

    Mike ~ Owns his parents store

    Eric ~ Math Teacher

    Angela ~ Astrologist

    Jessica ~ News Anchor Woman

  4. Michele Celine says:

    Woo hoo! Cool question! Alright, I think rather than how they are in the movie(s) I’ll go with how they are in the book.

    Carlisle- Of course Carlisle would be a doctor, but another job I could see him doing is some sort of counselor, or therapist because he knows how to make people feel at ease, but no the same way as Jasper.

    Esme- Since Esme is so motherly, I assume she would work with children. A teacher or children’s nurse perhaps?

    Edward- Edward is a little difficult. I think since he’s pretty private person so I think he’d do something along the lines of music composition or journalism.

    Bella- Bella pretty much has no ambitions in life, besides Edward that is. Don’t get me wrong, I love her but I have absolutely no idea. Maybe she could just stay at Newtons.

    Alice- Well of course she’d be a fashion designer or a stylist!

    Jasper- I think Jasper would do something like his military background. Maybe he’d train recruits?

    Rosalie- I think Rosalie would probably be a mechanic, but on the other hand, she is extremely beautiful so maybe a model or actress.

    Emmett – A security guard, bouncer, police officer because of his physique and strength.

    Renesmee- Since Renesmee was just a baby in the books, it’s difficult to say. Maybe something science related because she was so smart, even as an infant.

    Jacob- Jacob… hmm I think he’d be a mechanic also. Sorry that one is so boring! πŸ˜›

    Leah- Leah would probably do something along the lines of female rights, or some kind of activist for rights.

    Seth- Seth is just so fun loving, he’d pretty much do anything. I could see him just staying a wolf forever.

    Mike- Mike, probably be involved in minor league sports. He’s a jock, but not to the extreme level where he could do pro sports.

    Eric- A very enthusiastic department store greeter!

    Angela- Angela also seems motherly and friendly , so I’d say a teacher, a stay at home mom,secretary or work in retail.

    Jessica- A professional cheerleader!

    love Love LOVE! The podcast!

  5. Britney says:

    I thought of this once, so it’s very detailed:

    Esme: Stay-at-home mom. She could handle five teenagers FOREVER

    Edward: I always thought of him as a physcologist. He’s so “In each other’s head” that it would be easy.

    Bella: author. She would write about her time with Edwad and Jacob with different names for everyone. She would be good.

    Alice: fashion designer. I would say party planner, but Alice would want everything her way and not the client. She would design bubbly, happy clothes.

    Jasper: Okay, don’t be mean. The host of a kid’s craft show. He’s able to make a person happy. Or he can be a general again.

    Rosalie: Model. That’s that.

    Emmett: Theologist. When he’s talking about his angel. I just thought of theology.

    Renesmee: Doctor. Be like grandpa. Doctor’s are touchy-feely people. She can touch the person and tell them it’s okay.

    Jacob: motorcycle shop owner. He’s good with bikes, nothing left to say.

    Leah: hmm…pet shop owner? She’s a werewolf, she should be good wth animals.

    Seth: father. He’s a happy person. He should be good with kids

    Mike: travel agent. He seems like he would be good at that.

    Eric: Math teacher. The one that does a math riddle everyday, trying to make math fun.

    Angela: newscaster. She seems like someone with that great voice.

    Jessica: backup singer. She could sing. Not lead. She seems like someone with a soft voice,which is good for backup.

    luv yr podcast and kassie, edward went to me in new moon.

  6. Sabrina says:

    Hey Kassie and Kallie!!
    Luv the podcast!!!

    Occcuuupaatttioonnn Speccculllatttioon !!!
    That’s a good question!
    I think that:

    Bella- hmm that’s a hard one? probably a writer or a literature/english teacher or something like that because she loves books and reading so much

    Alice- a fashion design

    Jasper- something in politics (maybe president !!!!)

    Rosalie- an actress or model (someone famous)

    Emmett- a football player or a wrestler

    Renesmee- someone who works with animals (maybe a vet or something like that?)

    Jacob- a car mechanic

    Leah- I think that she’ll become a manager of a fairly big business in forks (but a grumpy crabby manager)

    Seth- something that he can have fun doing

    Mike- two words Male Model !!

    Eric- some really rich computer inventor (kinda like a better looking bill gates)

    Angela- a housewife maybe with a side job of teaching

    Jessica- an actress or model (she loves to be the center of attention!!!)

    Keep up the Awesome Podcasts!!!!

    -Sabrina

  7. Valenstar says:

    Carlisle ~ Soap TV Star

    Esme ~ Nurse

    Edward ~ Proffessor

    Bella ~ English Teacher

    Alice ~ Shop assistant/manager or whatever. And part time party/ wedding planner thingo.

    Jasper ~ alice’s housewife/husband.

    Rosalie ~ model

    Emmett ~ famous football player

    Renesmee ~ gets a job at a coffee shop.

    Jacob ~ Bricklayer or some other job like that
    .
    Leah ~ airport person that u have to pass to get on the plane.

    Seth ~ has a crush on bella & he works with jacob, but a little easier and below him.

    Mike ~ Doctor

    Eric ~ Science teacher

    Angela ~ grows up to be gorgeous, gets into dancing & starts teaching dance classes

    Jessica ~ working in a famous magazine or a famous netball player.

    πŸ˜€ xx

  8. Valenstar says:

    oh man i should change Jacob to opening up a garage & fixing cars & motorbikes! and Seth gets hired to help him and work with him… YEAH! πŸ˜€

  9. Katrina says:

    Hi guys,

    Love the podcast – keep up the great work!! Interesting question and so many possible answers – I have a hard enough time choosing my own career!!!

    Carlisle ~ is perfect as a doctor but I can also see him doing work for the United Nations as an ambassador or peace keeper and visting third world countries and helping there – he is so wise from his years he’d be a great resource

    Esme ~ it seems her passion is interior design or antique restoration – I can see her running a store like in The Ghost Whisperer full of old things and finding the perfect piece for each customer through her compassion and caring for them

    Edward ~ This will sound weird but the first thing that came to mind was being a bounty hunter! Killing off evil people/vampires in the world and being able to tell who is truely evil because he can read their minds – having said that I think that goes against his lifestyle and peaceful nature but there you go! I can definitely see him being a composer or historian since he’s been around for so long!!

    Bella ~ I think this is one of the hardest as we know the least about Bella’s interests – whatever she does I think would be closely tied to what Edward does as they are such a strong duo – I could see them running a business together and since they don’t need money it would be something charity-based – perhaps something to help teenagers dealing with the loss of a parent (through death or divorce etc) as this is something they have both dealt with themselves.

    Alice ~ definitely fashion designer or jewellery designer – but as something different I could also see her working as a stock broker, she’d be able to give great advice to her clients and make lots of money for good people.

    Jasper ~ I can see him working as a negtiator for hostage/kidnapping situations – his calm nature and abilities would be able to keep all sides calm.

    Rosalie ~ Although she comes across as vain and self-centred I think her one desire thats not about herself is children and I actually think she could do something with young children like a day care centre or be a foster parent.

    Emmett ~ I can see him working in security or being a body gaurd but also a lawyer – I know he doesn’t come across as particuarly intelligent but he’d look HOT in a suit and be so intimidating criminals and other lawyers wouldn’t dare cross him.

    Jacob ~ I could see him being a policeman like Charlie – they are quite similar and Jacob will always be a local boy – I can’t see him leaving La Push – but I can see him being a respected person in his community

    Leah ~ A relationship counsellor – haha! I can actually see her working in HR or similar since you have to be quite straight up and hard for this but also being a spokeperson for women and equality for genders, especially in male oriented workforces

    Seth ~ a stand up comdedian – he’s funny and cheeky!

    Mike ~ Sports commentator or sports news reader

    Eric ~ Journalist

    Angela ~ I think she would be a great psychologist – she’s accepting and compassionate and wise beyond her teenage years.

    Jessica ~ A teacher – I think she loved high school and being the centre of attention and won’t want to leave so she’ll come back as teacher and try to be the most popular teacher in the school!

    Whew – that was wordy!! :o)

  10. Melissa says:

    ok

    Edward – Musican, considering he loves to play and compose music and has an entire wall covered in CD and a massive soundsystem

    Bella – Probably an English teacher becasue she loves literature and is always reading

    Alice- a fashion desiner, who wouldnt think that!

    Rosalie – She would be a model, come on, she’s so beautfiul

    Esme – Maybe be a professional babysister or nanny. I can also see Esme doing a lot of charity work helping people less fortunate

    Carlisle – A Doctor lol, who would’ve guessed

    Emmett- An Althete becasue he is so strong and muscular

    Jasper – Phycologist, he would need to say anything like “tell me how you feel about that” lol. Hilarious

    Jacob – A mechanic definitely

  11. Ashley says:

    Esme ~ interior decorater

    Edward ~ musician

    Bella- writer

    Alice ~ clothes designer

    Jasper ~ i think he would still be in the military

    Rosalie ~ nanny or model

    Emmett ~ boxer….or bodyguard for presidents

    Renesmee ~ teacher

    Jacob ~ mechanic

    Leah ~ actress

    Seth ~ doctor

    Mike ~ businessman

    Eric ~ agent to celebrities

    Angela ~ photographer

    Jessica- personal assistant

  12. Alex says:

    Edward: Dolphin Translator because apparently dolphins communicate in a form similar to telepathy, which of course is mind reading.

    Bella: Librarian because of the comfort she feels when surrounded by books

    Alice: Financier- she’d never lose anyone’s money and make them filthy rich.

    Rosalie: Job are you kidding? This is Rosalie like she’d actually work

    Esme: Interior Designer, probably end up on HGTV

    Carlisle: Hmmm……I wonder and this is just a wild thought now but he could maybe try being a Doctor! Duh

    Emmett: Strongman in a Traveling Carnival. (Watch the Energetic Emmett take down this Grizzly! Come One Come All)

    Jasper: Hostage Negotiator- calm everybody down before everything goes sour.

    Jacob: Guard Dog – thought Kassie might like that lol

    ***think you two are great keep up the good work****

  13. The Youngest Reader Ever! says:

    Hi Guys, I love this weeks question.

    Esme ~ an interrior designer

    Edward ~ would be a classical music composer or music producer

    Bella ~ an owner of a bookstor (like the one in Twilight)

    Alice ~ a weather woman! She’d never get it wrong! Or Fashion designer

    Jasper ~ a police officer (the most experinced in hostile situations)

    Rosalie ~ a bowl maker (just like the one for Jacob in BD) and a hand model for her bowls

    Emmett ~ baseball player or bodyguard

    Renesmee ~ would be a physiologist

    Jacob ~ a guide dog for the blind or professional bodybuilder

    Leah ~ a romatic/horror author

    Seth ~ a lifeguard

    Mike ~ a english or P.E teacher

    Eric ~ a radio DJ (like Ryan Seacrest)

    Angela ~ a professional photographer or publisher

    Jessica ~ would be a prom dress shop owner

  14. Becca says:

    Ex. Carlisle ~ Doctor

    Esme ~ work for the charity

    Edward ~ sexy piano teacher, or the drop dead gorgeous libraian who sits in the corner and reads omg his soo smoking

    Bella ~ Well i think ummm hard its a hard one either a Person who dose blood transfusions or a relationship Counsellor

    Alice ~ would be a mad fahion designer or a Weding planner she could so plan my wedding

    Jasper ~ Dective

    Rosalie ~ Leg model

    Emmett ~ Personal trainer

    Renesmee ~ House wife

    Jacob ~ Plumber- Jacob in traidie clothes ahhhh

    Leah ~ forensics examiner- shes so serious

    Seth ~ a p.a- personal assiant to a rich dude, as his relible and allways on ur side

    Mike ~ perfessional basket ball player

    Eric ~ Dj

    Angela ~ Psychiatrist

    Jessica ~ a News presentor
    Lol i love these Reasons

  15. Elliot says:

    Carlisle ~ Doctor (I wont change that, because it fits so good!)
    Esme ~ Interior Design
    Edward ~ outreach worker
    Bella ~ Librarian
    Alice ~ stylist
    Jasper ~ ambassador
    Rosalie ~ press officer
    Emmett ~ carpenter
    Renesmee ~ nurse/doctor in a pediatric ward
    Jacob ~ mechanic
    Leah ~ police officer
    Seth ~ forester
    Mike ~ takes over the shop from his parents
    Eric ~ office worker
    Angela ~ Florist or sth like Ikebana
    Jessica ~ Secretary

  16. Chloe says:

    I think this would be good:

    Esme interior designer / architect or Day Care for Children

    Edward school consular or musician

    Bella a chef at a restoration

    Alice personal shopper or interior designer / architect

    Jasper History Professor

    Rosalie soupier model

    Emmett sports coach

    Renesmee working for the United Nations

    Jacob car mechanic

    Leah some sort of Law Enforcer

    Seth Paediatrician doctor or Veterinarian

    Mike travel agent

    Eric Journalist

    Angela Weather girl on the news on TV

    Jessica teacher

  17. v says:

    Lol Some of these are really spot on and a few are so funny to think about:
    Jasper – Host of kid’s craft show (That was great!)

  18. :D says:

    Esme ~ Interior Decorator

    Edward ~ Music teacher

    Bella ~ A chef

    Alice ~ Fashion Designer

    Jasper ~ Theripist

    Rosalie ~ Model

    Emmett ~ Boxer

    Renesmee ~ Nurse

    Jacob ~ Mechanic

    Leah ~ A person who teaches women how to defend themselves

    Seth ~ Fireman

    Mike ~ Still working at Newtons(haha)

    Eric ~ DJ

    Angela ~ Photographer

    Jessica ~ Gossip magazine journalist

    (love the show :D)

  19. Jenn says:

    I’m SOOO excited about this question…

    Esme ~working with children…at Carlisles hospital so she can see his cute self everday! πŸ™‚

    Edward ~ Piano instructor…

    Bella ~ Homemaker

    Alice ~ Psychologist

    Jasper ~ Therapist

    Rosalie ~ Business Owner of an Auto Shop

    Emmett ~ UFC fighter

    Renesmee ~ Student /….Leader to raise awareness of any cause….

    Jacob ~ Mechanic at Rosalie’s shop!! Haha… i love it πŸ™‚

    Leah ~ Chef

    Seth ~ Student/…sports of some sort.

    Mike ~ Future owner of his parents sporting good store.

    Eric ~ writer

    Angela ~ librarian

    Jessica ~ magazine company receptionist….she’d crack me up all day with her sarcasm! πŸ™‚

    Thanks guys, i LOVE the podcast and suportersssss speculationssssssssss πŸ™‚ Love ya’ll!

  20. Aric says:

    Hi K n’ K! Aric here, from Malaysia

    To me
    Calisle- Doctor
    Edward ~ Phychiatrist
    Bella ~ Housewife (too dull)
    Alice ~ Fashion Designer
    Jasper ~ Comando or General
    Rosalie ~ Vogue Cover Model
    Emmett ~ A male model or a Personal Trainer
    Renesmee ~ Being a Good daugther
    Jacob ~ mechanic slash Male Super Hottie Model
    Leah ~ Military officer
    Seth ~ Teacher
    Mike ~ Shopkeeper
    Eric ~ Computer Geek slash Enginner
    Angela ~ Journalist or Photographer
    Jessica ~ Secretary

    Lova the show! And i just can’t think of anything for Bella, she is too………HARD.

  21. Erin Marie says:

    Esme ~ Nurse. She would be working for Carlisle when they meet, and her sweet, caring nature works perfectly with nursing.

    Edward ~ Aspiring musician. I think Edward would most enjoy the life of a concert pianist. He would have a creative outlet for all those pent-up feelings of his, and his old-timey nature fits with classical music.

    Bella ~ Teacher. Bella is brave and full of heart, two key things you need to teach little ones. πŸ™‚

    Alice ~ Savant. Not sure this is a full-time profession, but it’s what she would be. A little, annoying, charming savant.

    Jasper ~ Therapist. This just makes sense, right? He can cut through your bull. “No, I don’t think you’re being totally honest. How do you really feel about your mother?”

    Rosalie ~ Receptionist. She would be out in the front, the welcoming face of a company. She would love all the attention paid to her and get to boss all the other secretaries around, a la Mad Men.

    Emmett ~ Football star. So big, so muscley.

    Renesmee ~ An artist. The way she transfers her thoughts to other by sending them images and memories, is very similar to what a painter or director would do in their medium.

    Jacob ~ Mechanic. He loves it. He’s good at it. It would keep him and Renesmee free from prying eyes–something respectable to be doing.

    Leah ~ I think Leah would make a great writer. The way she is able to freely tell others what she thinks leads me to believe she knows how to communicate well, and she knows how to explain situations. Plus, with her hardships, her books would be so introspectively interesting.

    Seth ~ He’s so young! I would say he’s going to join high school band because of Edward’s influence.

    Mike ~ He takes over his parent’s shop. Mike likes where he is at. Why bother going elsewhere?

    Eric ~ Film editor. The way he loves loves loves kung-fu movies makes me want him to become a part of the movies.

    Angela ~ Journalist/Professional Blogger. Journalism is a bad idea right now, so I’m giving her an out with blogging. But she seems to have a real empathetic feeling towards people and creates a comfortable environment for people to explain their stories.

    Jessica ~ Teacher. How funny would it be for Bella and Jessica to be stuck together for life?

  22. Stephanie says:

    Esme~interior designer

    Edward~P.I.(Private investigator) or Music teacher

    Bella~librarian

    Alice~Telephone Psychic…LOL

    Jasper~Somewhere in the military

    Rosalie~Vampire`s Next Top Model..LOL

    Emmet~Pro wrestler or someone`s guard

    Renesmee~Guidance Counsler

    Jacob~guide dog for the blind

    Leah~News Reporter

    Seth~Paramedic

    Mike~somewhere in sports

    Angela~Teacher/news reporter

    Jessica~magazine editor

    YAY!! I think that`s everyone

  23. Elizabeth says:

    Esme ~ Yoga teacher.

    Edward ~ He wouldn’t want to get a job, he would be too worried about Bella hurting herself.

    Bella ~ She couldn’t work, she would probably make something spontanioiusly combust. Plus, she would miss Edward too much to pay attention to what she was doing.

    Alice ~ Heh heh, Fortune Teller, or fashion designer.

    Jasper ~ Therapist!

    Rosalie ~ Model

    Emmett ~ Bouncer!

    Renesmee ~ I’m not entirely sure..

    Jacob ~ Motocross racer! Haha.

    Leah ~ I don’t even know. I think Leah is too much of a snooty bitch to even get a job…

    Seth ~ The head of the mafia!

    Mike ~ I could see him still working at his parent’s little shop when he’s like…30

    Eric ~ Gay guy writing for the gossip column of…E! Magazine…

    Angela ~ Scientist

    Jessica ~ Some bitchy waitress at a crap resteraunt.

  24. Obama Ninja says:

    Interesting Question,. Ok here goes
    Carlisle- History Teacher- It would be awesome to learn from a primary source.
    Esme-Architect- She loves decorating houses and restoring them, she’d have a great time designing them
    Alice- Part of the “What Not to Wear” team- She loves picking apart Bella’s outfit, imagine Alice going around with Stacy and London giving people fashion sense.
    Jasper- Principle- He would be able to break up fights, see what students really feel, and be able to pick apart the pupil’s lies.
    Rosalie-MidWife- She would enjoy this job, being around babies and expectant mothers, she would just have to learn to ignore blood.
    Emmett- Secret Service Agent- He looks scary and could kick you butt,so I definetly think he would shine at this
    Edward- Detective- He stalks Bella and found her in Port Angeles so why not him stalking other people, and he knows the truth behind the lies.
    Bella- Vampire Physcatrist(sp)- She knows how to deal with them and it would be funny
    Renesme- Artist- The way her mind works, conveying her thoughts into pictures, is how artists use their minds.
    Jacob- Anger Management Coach- He can control his anger better than the rest of the pack so he would make a good Anger Management Coach. TEAM JACOB!!
    Seth- Personal Assistent- Seth is very loyal and sticks by a persons side.
    Leah-Cop- She tough, she could deffinatley kick butt at this job!

  25. Carly says:

    Hey Kallie and Kassie!!! I just wanted to say thanks for the podcast. They have heightened my obsession for Twilight even more. I started listening to the few that I knew I would like, but now I am listening to all of them. Here are my ideas.

    Esme ~ I think Esme would be a great elementary teacher. I can also see her being a stay at home mom and spending all her time with her kids. She could also be an interior designer, but I think she would do it more as a hobby than a career.

    Edward ~ I think Edward would be a college professor. He would be in the music department teaching students to have as much passion for music as he does. I also believe that he would continue to compose music on the side.

    Bella ~ I think Bella is a hard one. She could be a chef because she cooked for Charlie, but it doesn’t seem like a passion so it wouldn’t make sense. Since she reads a lot, she could be a writer or get a degree in literature. I think that since Edward is a college professor, Bella would be one too. She would teacher literature and English.

    Alice ~ Alice could have one of three careers: party planner, make-up artist, or fashion designer. I think she would be a make-up or fashion designer more so she could have human experiences through her models.

    Jasper ~ Since Jasper was so charismatic as a human, I think he would be a Senator, Governor, or even the President. As a vampire, he could influence people’s decision by changing their feelings about his competitors.

    Rosalie ~ Rosalie would have to be a model. She would be able to have people look at her all day and admire her beauty. I also think that she would really only ever model for Alice since they are sisters.

    Emmett ~ Emmett would be football player, or anything where he can use his strength. He would also model to spend more time with Rosalie. His career could also be just keeping Rosalie happy.

    Renesmee ~ Renesmee seems like the hardest since we haven’t know her for very long. I think that she wouldn’t pick a career, she would do a little of everything. She would spend time as a mechanic with Jacob, a model with Rosalie, and in college with her parents. She would be an eternal student always learning.

    Jacob ~ Jacob would be mechanic with his own shop. When he is not at the shop he would be following Renesmee around and doing whatever she is doing. This makes him an eternal student as well.

    Leah ~ Leah would be yoga instructor, so she can keep her anger inline. It would take her a few years to master it, but once she did would use her knowledge to teach others.

    Seth ~ Seth would help Jacob open his shop. This would make Seth a co-owner with Jacob. I think Seth would like working at the shop, but would need a change after a few years. He would decide to run for Senate or try to become the Governor.

    Mike ~ Mike would take over his parents shop. He would go away to college, get a degree in business, and then come back and take over.

    Eric ~ Eric would be a computer millionaire. He would create something like Microsoft and make tons of money.

    Angela ~ I just don’t know with Angela. She is quiet and thoughtful, but I just can’t decide what she could be. I think that what other people have written is good, but I think Angela would do more, something worldly.

    Jessica ~ Jessica would be a celebrity gossip columnist. She would also take her own pictures, so she could follow the celebrities. In other words, she would be a stalker!!!

    Thanks again!!!

    Carly

  26. Mrs. Em Taylor Lautner says:

    okay. I have to admit I wasn’t going to answer this question but when I thought about it a little bit more my answers got me a little bit more excited to answer. So here they are.( sorry but I only got as far as the Cullens)
    Esme ~ I think Esme would be a Kindergarten teacher, because she seems like a wonderful teacher and she obviously loves little children.

    Edward ~ Edward would be a music teacher! (at the same music school Kassie would be teaching vocal lessons at πŸ˜‰ ) Because of his love for music.

    Alice ~ Would be a party planner or a fashion consultant, and it would also be a stay at home job.

    Bella~ would be Alice’s assistant , so that she can be home for renesmee and the rest of the Cullens.

    Jasper ~(this is my favorite! ) Would make a great vet! Becuse he could sympathise with their pain and also not have to be around many humans.

    Rosalie ~ Would be some sort of beautician, like a hair dresser or makeup artist or something, because of what she does for Bella in the Prom outtake in Twilight.

    Emmett ~ Would be a contractor or maybe even a construction worker, because he seems like he would totally fit in there.

    Renesmee ~ I don’t know for her…. maybe when she grew up she could be a highschool teacher at her mother and father’s old school.
    Thanks for the AWSOME question and as always you guys are the best podcasting gals around. LuvLuv and KissKiss

  27. Kathy says:

    Ex. Carlisle ~ Doctor

    Esme ~ interior designer because she likes to design things and she likes homes. She can add her warmth and love to someone elses house.

    Edward ~ Or he could be a phsycologist as he can read minds so it will be very easy for him to be good at that job. The obvious would be a musician because he is just fab at the piano and probably anything. He should share his music or as he finds his music too personal to share he could just be a conductor or teacher.

    Bella ~ relationship counsellor as she has experience with bad break ups, love triangles etc. And i think that Bella is kind and wants all relationships to be a success.

    Alice ~ personal shopper/fashion designer because she is very friendly, upbeat and can probably just turn all puppy dog eyes and make someone buy something. she knows what looks good for anyone.

    Jasper ~ strategist for war etc as he is very logical and he has immense experience.

    Rosalie ~ mechanic for expensive cars, car designers as she is great with cars.

    Seth ~ professional storyteller as he seems like the kind of person who can get really into the story and encourage children to read and get them intrigued with the story.

    Mike ~ soccer coach

    Eric ~ IT technician

    Angela ~ librarian as she is a quiet girl who cares about other people.

    Jessica ~ beautician because she likes make up and she will probably enjoy looking at all the ‘ugly’ people going to her and trying to look beautiful. Lauren Mallory could be her co-worker.

  28. IrishCatherine says:

    oooh i love this question! so here are my occupation speculations… they’re kinda silly but then again this isn’t a particularly serious question………………….
    Esme ~ Montessori (Kindergarten) Teacher

    Edward ~ International Rock Star (cause he’s gorgeous and can sing and compose music!)

    Bella ~ Librarian

    Alice ~ “Franc” (if you guys haven’t heard of him, he designs somewhat ridiculously OTT weddings and parties!)

    Jasper ~ President

    Rosalie ~ Reality TV Judge (like a female version of Simon Cowell!)

    Emmett ~ Rob Pattinson’s personal bodyguard (he could definetly handle all those screaming girls lol!)

    Renesmee ~ Childrens TV Presenter

    Jacob ~ Guard Dog Trainer (cause he could be fierce yet gentle at the same time)

    Leah ~ Mad Scientist

    Seth ~ Jacob’s assistant trainer AND Leah’s guinea pig for testing on

    Mike ~ The next American Idol

    Eric ~ Matchmaking website co-ordinator

    Angela ~ Psychologist

    Jessica ~ A primadonna Actress

    love the podcast you guys are AMAZING! ps. hope you read out my answer lol!
    Catherine xxx

  29. Time Stand Still says:

    Like someone said above I’m basing my speculation on the details from the books to assign professions.
    Carlisle ~ Doctor, of course.
    Esme ~ Architech restoring old homes to their pristine glory or opening a branch of Restoration Hardware.
    Edward ~ Psychologist or Marriage Counselor but probably not since he is so private. Hermit composer is probably a bette guess.
    Bella ~ Book editor for a major publishing company and works from home.
    Alice ~ Personal shopper working through online services.
    Jasper ~ Revolutionary Poet
    Rosalie ~ Wedding Planner
    Emmett ~ Night time big game hunter or park ranger.
    Renesmee ~ Hiking guide in the Pacific Northwest
    Jacob ~ Auto restorations
    Leah ~ Preschool teacher
    Seth ~ Sherriff with Charlie
    Mike ~ Moves away and becomes professional badminton player.
    Eric ~ Owns a small town newspaper.
    Angela ~ Buys her own Starbucks in Seattle soon after graduation.
    Jessica ~ She has her own cooking show on the local Santa Monica cable channel.
    This was very, very fun. Keep em coming Kassie and Kallie!

  30. Cassie says:

    Esme ~ Interior Designer/ Wedding Planner

    Edward ~ Doctor

    Bella ~ Tightrope Walker……. JK really an Author

    Alice ~ Clothing Designer

    Jasper ~ US History Professor

    Rosalie ~ Model

    Emmett ~ Professional Football Player

    Renesmee ~ Jewelry Store Owner

    Jacob ~ Engineer

    Leah ~ All Girls Sports Coach

    Seth ~ Pet Store Owner

    Mike ~ Parent’s Shop

    Eric ~ Journalist

    Angela ~ Librarians

    Jessica ~ Cheerleader for Professional Sports Team

  31. Tamarra says:

    bella – editor since she likes reading
    edward a judge cause he can read mines so he nows if your lying
    rosalie a model
    alice like a wedding planner/party planner/ fashion designer / physic any one of those fits
    emmett like a wrestler or something physical like that
    esme nanny
    carlisle doctor
    jasper physicologist help those depressed people be happy again
    jacob mechanic
    jessica can work for like a gossip column
    eric can be an accountin

    cant think of anybody sorry if i missed someone and love the podcast

  32. Rachel Moore says:

    Esme ~ Interior Designer

    Edward ~ Shrink

    Bella ~ Mythology Professor

    Alice ~ Personal Shopper

    Jasper ~ Mesuem Of Civil War Histry Cuertor

    Rosalie ~ Playboy Bunny

    Emmett ~ Pro Wrestler

    Renesmee ~ Dream Decoder

    Jacob ~ Man’s Best Friend hahahaha uhhhhh Dog Walker

    Leah ~ Couples Therapist

    Seth ~ Office Aide

    Mike ~ Mike Wont Have a job. mwhahaha he will be standing in the uneployment line πŸ™‚

    Eric ~ Reporter for the New York Times

    Angela ~ Youth Minister.

    Jessica ~ A Judge on American Idol.

  33. Judith Akufo says:

    Esme ~ Interior Designer

    Edward ~ Pianist

    Bella ~ Book Reviewer

    Alice ~ Stylist

    Jasper ~ Motivational Speaker

    Rosalie ~ Model

    Emmett ~ Cage Fighter

    Renesmee ~ fast growing baby

    Jacob ~ Mechanic

    Leah ~ Grief Counselor

    Seth ~ Student

    Mike ~ Take over family business

    Eric ~ Journalist

    Angela ~ Scientist

    Jessica ~ Gossip Blogger

  34. Olivia Cullen says:

    Esme~ ummmmmm…… maybe a children’s librarian or a teacher or something else having to work with kids
    Edward~ MALE MODEL FOR SURE!!!! πŸ™‚
    Bella~ I can’t really think of a really good one but maybe she can be a english or reading teacher
    Alice~ A fashion designer or a weather person! LOL πŸ™‚ No one would ever get the weather wrong again
    Jasper~ He could go back into the military
    Roaslie~ HELLOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Does anyone think that Rosalie will actually work?!?!?! But if I had to choose she would definitely be a model.
    Emmett~ A pro football player or a wrestler

  35. Amanda says:

    Esme ~ social worker

    Edward ~ lounge piano player

    Bella ~ #1 fan of said piano player

    Alice ~ fashion designer

    Jasper ~ customer service at your local sears

    Rosalie ~ muse for some self-deprecating poet

    Emmett ~ pro-wrestler (undefeated)

    Renesmee ~ founder of the peace coalition for vampires and were-shifter-wolf-thingys (aka P.C.V.W.S.W.T)

    Jacob ~ renesmee’s lap dog

    Leah ~ divorce lawyer (Sam is #1 on her speed dial)

    Seth ~ pet therapist

    Mike ~ the self-deprecating poet mentioned above

    Eric ~ underwear model (c’mon we know the nerds all get hot in college, am i right? yes. i am) XD

    Angela ~ 1st woman president

    Jessica ~disgusted that she lost every hot guy in forks, she moves to arizona, changes her name and writes a tell-all, best-selling book series about her adventures in Forks.

  36. Peri says:

    Esme ~ Runs an orphange because shes so motherly and can take all of the kids under her wing.

    Edward ~

    Bella ~ Literature professor or an aouthor because she has such an interest in english and old literature.

    Alice ~ Fashion consultant obviously because she has a great sense of fashion and what-not.

    Jasper ~ history professor specializing in the civil war because he was there!

    Rosalie ~ Auto Engineer because shes so in love with cars!

    Emmett ~ Personal trainor, because hes BUFF!

    Renesmee ~ Ummmm. hard one………i think an expert on dreams or something like that cuz of her power! sorry thats the best i could come up with.

    Jacob ~ DOG WALKER! haha just kidding…….he should open an Auto Shop with Rosalie! and stay on opsite sides of the store……LOL!

    Leah ~ If she was alive in the 1900’s she totally shouldve been a suffragist! but now…….i think she should teach a class, at like a community college, to abused women and teach them how its important to defend and impower themselves.

    Seth ~ he would be the assistant or secretary at jacob and rosalie’s auto shop. because i always imagine him following Jacob, i think its cute! πŸ™‚

    Mike ~ He should stay in Forks, Take over the family business and marry Jessica and raise a family.

    Eric ~ Journalist or running the Forks newspaper.

    Angela ~ Marrying Eric and help running the Forks newspaper!

    Jessica ~ Stay at home mom raising Mike’s children πŸ™‚

    sorry if they werent THAT in depth its all i could come up with ecspcially after my 1st day of school! πŸ™‚
    love the podcast keep up the fantastic work!

  37. Peri says:

    sorry i completley forgot edward!

    i think he should be a concert pianist! because hes AMAZING and will make every girl in the sudince melt!

  38. Carrie says:

    Renessme would so work at a blood bank.
    alice would totally be a designer

  39. Sally says:

    Esme ~ Home Maker or rebuilding places

    Edward ~ Playing the Piano or music related jobs

    Bella ~ I have no idea of what she can be but knowing that she loves books i can sort of see her as an English teacher.

    Alice ~ Fortune Teller or Party Planer

    Jasper ~ Shrink my first thought was going back to the Army but seeing as he cant smell or stand the sight of blood if he goes to war it’d be very hard cause blood is every where

    Rosalie ~ Super Model

    Emmett ~ Wrestler or boxer (he will always win hahaha)

    Renesmee ~ Go to school It doesnt matter she is half vampire she still needs an education. If that doesnt work she can research and look for the real nessie aka Loch Ness Monster.

    Jacob ~ Mechanic

    Leah ~ Help people with anger management classes or somehing like that of course she would have to get over her issues first

    Seth ~ Comedian? Or Jacob’s mechanic assistant!!

    Mike ~ Police Officer (i dont know what else)

    Eric ~ Teacher

    Angela ~ Journalist

    Jessica ~ The person who tells all the gossip on Celebrities or working for people magazine

  40. dali says:

    Esme ~ kinder garden teacher

    Edward ~ musician

    Bella ~ chef

    Alice ~ wedding planner

    Jasper ~ therapist

    Rosalie ~ super model, mechanic or actress

    Emmett ~ personal trainer

    Renesmee ~ on public relations, she can convince everyone

    Jacob ~ mechanic

    Leah ~ i have no idea

    Seth ~ edward assistent

    Mike ~ forest guard or he will work at his shop

    Eric ~ dj

    Angela ~ Psychologist

    Jessica ~ she will work on a gossip magazine or something like that

  41. Linzie says:

    Esme – Preschool Teacher / Architechure
    Edward – A College Professor / Musician
    Bella – Stay At Home Mom
    Alice – Wedding planner / (someone that dresses you up. I think you call them dresser or outfit fitter)
    Jasper – General
    Rosalie – Mechanic / Super Model
    Emmett – Zoo keeper / Lion tamer / Rosalie’s helper
    Renesmee – Veteranarian / Doggy groomer lol
    Jacob – Protector / Mechanic / Rosalie’s Helper
    Leah – A HIPPIE (she needs to calm down right)
    Seth – Jacob’s little helper / Edward’s little helper
    Mike – He has a dead – end job with his family
    Eric – Angela’s assisstant
    Angela – Photographor / Journalist
    Jessica – Paparazzi / Blogger / Journalist for magazines / helps her mom with the gossip

  42. Ginny says:

    Hmmm . . . that’s a good question.

    Esme – Foster parent / counselor. She’s a natural mother and good at dealing with problems of all kinds.

    Edward – I have to say a musician or an author. He’s extremely smart but he’s so intune with his creativity and is so passionate, he’d make a good artist.

    Bella – CEO. Really. She’s mature, intelligent, and responsible. She knows how to handle all types of people and, most importantly, is patient with all of them. And, when you’ve got all eternity, who cares about a glass ceiling?

    Alice – Fashion designer. She’d make awesome clothes and she would always be in style because of her uncanny ability to predict fashion trends.

    Jasper – Therapist. What’s better than a therapist who can actually make you feel better about yourself?

    Rosalie – High School Principle. She likes to be motherly but, at the same time, she’s not going to let anybody even think they can push her around.

    Emmett – TV Show Host. Probably for a sports show. He’s personable and he’s hillarious! Who wouldn’t want to hear what he has to say? (Besides his family, that is . . .)

    Renesmee – Movie Director. She’s intelligent and she likes to have people see the world as she sees it. Who better to create an artistic vision than someone who knows how to get her ideas across even when she can’t speak.

    Jacob – A Mechanic, but he’d own his own place. It’d be in Forks and it would be a great alternative to the “other guy” that has such high prices. He’s got the skill and he’s a great leader. Plus, people generally like to be around him.

    Leah – Police woman. She’d protect people, and nobody is going to want to mess with her.

    Seth – Teacher. I think he’s got a nice personality and that someday he’ll have the patience to go with it. He definitely has the heart and the enthusiasm.

    Mike – Real Estate Agent. He’s going to sell houses for a living.

    Eric – Doctor. He’s smart and friendly.

    Angela – She’s going to be an author. I think, and this is just my opinion, that someday, Angela is going to write a teen romance novel about a girl who falls in love with a vampire . . .

    Jessica – Journalist. She knows everything that’s going down. Well, everything a normal, mortal, human being needs to concern themselves with anyways . . . I imagine she’d start out in the gossip column and eventually work her way up to the front page.

  43. Ali Stone says:

    Esme ~ Suicide Counselor

    Edward ~ Professional Sparkler/ Sex Addict

    Bella ~ Sex Addict

    Alice ~ hair stylist

    Jasper ~ Costume Wig Designer

    Rosalie ~ Prostitute

    Emmett ~ Male Stripper

    Renesmee ~ Circus Freak

    Jacob ~ Child abductor

    Leah ~ Bitter Cat Lady

    Seth ~ Guard Dog

    Mike ~ bag boy

  44. Jennifer McGregor says:

    Esme ~ Foster Carer

    Edward ~ Phillosipher

    Bella ~ Stay at home mum

    Alice ~ Fashion Designer

    Jasper ~ Councellor (a hot one!)

    Rosalie ~ model

    Emmett ~ Baseball player, major league

    Renesmee ~ A university lecturer

    Jacob ~ Zoo Keeper

    Leah ~ Anger management councellor

    Seth ~ Gum teacher

    Mike ~ Work in his parent’s shop

    Eric ~ Computer technician

    Angela ~ Kindergarden Teacher

    Jessica ~ Not Sure, Possibly a wife of a washed up actor :L

    You guys rock! Keep up the good work, if you read this out I will be soooooooo happy!
    Keep up the good work!

    Jen (L) x

  45. Jessica S says:

    Carlisle ~ Doctor because that is what he is! lol

    Esme ~ Social Worker. Now i know that those people kinda have bad reputaions, but they do what they do for the kids. They want to help. And helping people, esspecially troubled or young, would fit Esme’s personality perfectly.

    Edward ~ Professor because he is extremely smart. He spends all of his free time improving his intulectualness. lol.

    Bella ~ English Teacher because she is strong in her english classes and she has a stange love for all of the literatry classics.

    Alice ~ Party/Weding Planner because it is what she loves to do. That and she is quite good at it.

    Jasper ~ Therapist because of his ability to calm the person down so he could help them work out their problems.

    Rosalie ~ Personally, i dont think she should be a model. We all know she loves to be the center of attention, but i dont think a modeling or acting career would fit her. To me, she seems more like the person who would want to work with kids because it is what she misses most of her human life. This way she gets what she wants and her maternal nature will help her loads.

    Emmett ~ He would be a major league baseball player. No doubt.

    Renesmee ~ An artist of any visual kind, like a movie director or painter. She has the gift of showing people what she believes, making her an opinionated person. This way she will be able to show the world what shes made of, without using her power.

    Jacob ~ Someone in a position of power because of his leader characteristics. Maybe the owner of his very own auto shop. πŸ˜›

    Leah ~ She should do something that lets her have an outlet for her anger management problems. Maybe a professional running career.

    Seth ~ Someone who is second in comand. He is very smart and loyal, so maybe the vice president. If he doesn get that high up in the government, then Jake or Edward’s personal assistant.

    Mike ~ professional stalker

    Eric ~ photographer or reporter

    Angela ~ librarian

    Jessica ~ low class movie star

    Love you guys!! keep up the good work!!

  46. Tara K. says:

    BEST QUESTION EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Yeah, anyways…. umm so here are my thoughts:

    Esme: Teacher; Guidance Counselor; Model; Wedding Planner; Designer
    Edward: Musician; Model
    Bella: Unemployed (haha, nah I just don’t see her as anything!)
    Alice: Party planner; Wedding Planner; Designer; Meterologist (She’d never let us down!); Fasion Designer; Model (Like Ashley!)
    Jasper: Somewhere in the military; Therapist; Model
    Rosalie: Model (Vogue, Burberry, etc.); Actress (Something she & Nikki have in common!); Foster Mom
    Emmett: Boxing; Somewhere in the military; Personal fitness trainer; Body Guard; Model
    Renessmee: Dont’ like her, so I don’t care. But if you want something anyways, then fine……………….. an annoying fly.
    Jacob: Body Guard, Personal Fitness Trainer; Boxing; Bella’s Stalker (JK); Police Dog
    Leah: MAD Scientist; Author of Sarcastic Remarks Books
    Seth: A Best Friend; Volunteer; Switzerland ( Cause he’s neutral like Bella); a Puppy
    Mike: Someone who reviews books such as “How to Get the Girl: For Dummies”; Minor Leaguer like Phil
    Eric: DJ; Someone who writes Music; Reporter; Employee of the Geek Squad
    Angela: Teacher; Photographer; Reporter
    Jessica: Author of a Gossip section in the newspaper; Paparazi

    And cause you both are so cool and should be in the books:
    Kallie:Narrator; Person that reads the Twilight Audiobooks; whatever you’re current job is
    Kassie: Narrator; Person that reads the Twilight Audiobooks; whatever you’re current job is

    Thanks for keeping us updated!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  47. Tiffany! says:

    Hmmmm this is a really good question….

    Renesmee ~ massuse or a physical therapist

    jacob ~ car mechanic lol of course… I think the cullens would probably be really nice and give hmi the money to open up his own shop

    emmett ~ professional weight lifter… Or a wrestler

    jasper ~ therapist, cuz theres no way he couldnt make them feel better lol

    rosalie ~ model, cuz shes perfect for the job with her beauty

    alice ~ celebrity make up artist or stylist

    bella ~ bellas a hard one 4 this question….. I would say stay st home mom honestly. Cuz she would worry about nessie way to much if she wasnt with her

    esme ~ a social service worker or a foster care worker

    angela ~ a day care owner

    mike ~ i think mike is one day going to own that store that he worked at with bella one day πŸ™‚ im pretty sure his mom owns it anyways, so hes gonna inherit it and make a fortune!!!!!!!! lol

    Well i did all the major charactors, this was a great question and thanks for the podcast πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

  48. Tiffany! says:

    I have to fix my speculation….. Renesmee would b a baby model πŸ™‚ because shes sooo cute!!! she can b like a mini rosalie lol
    πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

  49. emilyy says:

    the only one i am going to pick is emmett cause he is my favorite.

    i think he would be a tv host for a sports show cause he would be a hilarious interview… or if that didnt work out he could work ful time as my boyfreind πŸ˜‰

    I LOVE EMMETTT

  50. Isabel says:

    Esme ~ Teacher of some sort!

    Edward ~ Therapist

    Bella ~ Environmentalist hahah

    Alice ~ A detective. Something to stop people from doing something before they do it.

    Jasper ~ An author. Calm words come from a calm heart.

    Rosalie ~ Some type of Beautologist, working with make up.

    Emmett ~ Lumberjack

    Renesmee ~ Some type of therapist…

    Jacob ~ I could see him being a teacher too. Or a cliff diver teacher. Outdoorsman.

    Leah ~ Lawyer

    Seth ~ An actor

    Mike ~ Small business owner

    Eric ~ Pro race-car driver

    Angela ~ Journalist

    Jessica ~ Interior designer

    I like this supporter speculation question! πŸ™‚

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