The Male Twi-Hard is continuing his tradition of trying to get Academy recognition for the Twilight films. Here’s a sample of the categories he thinks they should have included this year:

Last year, the Academy Awards wanted to attract a broader and younger audience. Unfortunately, they did not go with my suggestion of adding new categories that “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse” would be sure to win. That would have definitely attracted the Twi-hard tween crowd, whom advertisers everywhere are trying to get their greedy paws on.

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So, in my second selfless attempt to help the film industry’s biggest night mean a flying s**t to younger viewers, I’m pleading with them to incorporate at least one of the following categories as a last-minute bonus to the show. It’s a surefire way to increase tween viewership, who would otherwise be playing video games or awkwardly dry-humping in the bedroom while their parents are distracted by Billy Crystal’s witty eye-rolls and musical numbers.

Best Supernatural Feature

“The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1” “Super 8” “Rise of the Planet of the Apes” “Justin Bieber: Never Say Never” (no way that kid is a mere mortal)

WINNER: “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1”

Best Supernatural Sequel

“The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1” “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 2” “Paranormal Activity 3” “Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides”

WINNER: “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1”

Check out the rest at NextMovie.