MTV has posted the 3 remaining alternatives to the “spider monkey” line that Rob made famous.  Like any of these better than the 5 we posted last week?

– “Prepare for takeoff…”

– “Fasten your seat belt, it’s going to be a bumpy ride.”

– “Are you secure? There may be some turbulence.”

Which means that she never asked RPattz to say “Don’t worry. My hair acts as an airbag,” as funny as it would have been to hear that.”